First rule of Buzz Pirates is you do talk about Buzz Pirates.
Second rule of Buzz Pirates is you DO talk about Buzz Pirates!
Third rule of Buzz Pirates is anyone or anything is fair game - if there is media "buzz" about something, we will be making fun of it.
Fourth rule of Buzz Pirates is anyone who takes anything seriously on Buzz Pirates is a total idiot.
By day, I am The Narrator of Fight Club. I work hard at an insurance company making sure people are safe in their automobiles (ie - BuzzMyBlog.com). By night, I create havoc and mayhem by destroying institutions and tearing apart what the rest of the world is taking way too seriously. Buzz Pirates is my Tyler Durden.
For those who have never seen Fight Club, you probably think I have gone crazy by now. If you have seen it, then you have a pretty good idea of what my new blog, BuzzPirates.com is all about. No...its not about fighting or showing off my Brad Pitt abs. It is a humor and satire blog that takes a different look at the latest media buzz and gives it a hilarious twist. Buzz Pirates hijacks the latest media buzz and shows the world that 90% of what they think is important is nothing more than fodder for my own twisted sense of humor.
Oh who am I kidding...I started Buzz Pirates because I wanted to have a little fun! I like to write and I like to be funny. BuzzMyBlog.com is my passion, but Buzz Pirates is my outlet to say whatever the hell I want and hopefully make a few people laugh. Sometimes the posts are short and sweet and make no sense whatsoever. Other times, they are a detailed diatribe to the absurd. Every once in a while, I cut through the B.S. and attempt to enlighten those who are otherwise oblivious. Buzz Pirates is all about pillaging the latest "buzz" for nothing more than my own amusement.
I hope you will continue to read BuzzMyBlog.com for tips and advice on how to improve your blog. But if you want a good chuckle, check out BuzzPirates.com. Add it to your feed readers and follow along. Got something funny to say? Add your wit by posting a comment on the latest post. Say whatever you want, I don't care. That's what I do. Buzz Pirates is the perfect blog to read for a quick laugh on your lunch break. And its a lot safer than throwing yourself through you're boss's glass coffee table. 
Welcome to Buzz Pirates everyone.
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I want to give a special thanks to my friend Forest Parks for his AWESOME work on the Buzz Pirates graphics. If you need any custom graphic design drop him a line. His quality is amazing and he doesn't rest until you are happy. I couldn't be more delighted with his work.
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